The Best Ways to Kill a Shrew

This will probably be a short one folks, because I can’t think of too many ways to kill a shrew other than the ways they are already killing us.

I did think it would be quite ironic if the next time they decided to manufacture a pandemic, they actually released a truly deadly virus (or whatever you want to call it). That way, they can be sure all the sheep will jump on board with masks and social distancing, as usual, but none of the shrews would, also as usual. And if the thing they let out into the fields was actually deadly, we would all be dead. And the sheep would all live.